So you know those free samples of brand X whey or brand Y preworkout they occasionally ship with your supplement orders? I tried a new preworkout sample this morning.
Man. Wrong choice. That shit is totally ruining my leg training this morning. I’m fighting back the urge to vomit… and not the good kind of I’m-working-so-hard-I’m-close-to-puking kind of nausea.
Tasting bile right now. Bleah.
Gonna dig the preworkout sample envelope out of the trash can and note the brand. Never gonna try this shit again. Oof…
Not all whey is created equal
So a couple years ago I settled on a brand of whey I liked, and I now order it by the 10 pound bag. I reordered a couple weeks ago, but was notified the company was out of stock and waiting a week for a new shipment. So in the meantime, I picked up a tub of the cheap shit whey sold at my grocery store.
Oh god. What a mistake.
I basically feel sorry for anyone who has to come within a meter radius of me on my training days this week. After a shake of this whey, my GI tract feels like the bubbling cauldron from Macbeth… right before it erupts in the raunchiest protein farts I’ve ever had.
God they are awful. I swear the paint is peeling in my apartment and the house plants have wilted.
Just wanted to let you guys know. Bros don’t let bros buy shitty whey.